Power Relationships. Argh.

It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.

-- George Louis Costanza, Seinfeld

Yes, this IS dedicated to you. And, it expresses what I'm feeling right now oh-so-beautifully.