Overheard in *Secret Fantastic Place I Holidayed + Interned + Abused Dirt Cheap Local Spirits and Other Herbs At*
Bouncer 1: Dude, why you have long face, maaaan? (heavy ghati accent)
Bouncer 2: Girls, maaaan. Girls. (very heavily americanised ghati accent)
Bouncer 1: (clearly in awe of Bouncer 2 who showed him his apparently cool but obviously pathetic chinese dragon tattoo a while ago) You are the player, maaan. Don't lie.
Bouncer 2: I hate girls, maaan. Nobody wants commitment, maaan.
Bouncer 1: (nods in encouragement)
Bouncer 2: I've decided, man. I only want three things. Dadoo, sutta, ladki. Koi bhi. That's all.
And WOULD you believe it? He even looked like his Law School Version. F!
Bouncer 2: Girls, maaaan. Girls. (very heavily americanised ghati accent)
Bouncer 1: (clearly in awe of Bouncer 2 who showed him his apparently cool but obviously pathetic chinese dragon tattoo a while ago) You are the player, maaan. Don't lie.
Bouncer 2: I hate girls, maaan. Nobody wants commitment, maaan.
Bouncer 1: (nods in encouragement)
Bouncer 2: I've decided, man. I only want three things. Dadoo, sutta, ladki. Koi bhi. That's all.
And WOULD you believe it? He even looked like his Law School Version. F!
2 comments:
Lol! God! Am still rolling on the floor. You're back to your bitchy best. :D
-SH
(serene)
Post a Comment